DISCLAIMER: All secondary effects listed here are temporary. The Vestiges of the Empire is not to be held responsible for any action or inaction caused while under the influence of its products.

Alamond Alamein Dark chocolate cake decorated graciously with Round Almonds nuts You will unintentionally say 'nuts' at the end of every sentence nuts

Babushka Sweet dumplings made with potato-based batter and Power Plum filling You will have an incessant urge to threaten people with a rolling pin

Banana Throne Layered cake made with bananas, cream, chocolate and Bell Walnuts You will hear a constant ringing that isn't there

Chef's Pick Ask your waitress for today's special WARNING: May or may not involve a live sacrifice to the great and mighty Zublos

Chocolate Apocalypse Chocolate fudge cake with a hint of Demon Sugar You will experience a world made out of chocolate

Drowned Mariner Caramel-glazed cake with fermented Pond Fruit filling You will feel like you're sinking in a sea of booze

Emergency Exit Coffee cake made with Blue Cinnamon Even the simplest problem will seem like a world-ending crisis

Forbidden Flavor Chocolate souffle with Dreamberry filling Your deepest desires will be given form

Fury of a Thousand Suns Crepes with Rageberry filling You will lash out against this unreasonable world WARNING: Customer must be shackled prior to ingesting

Honeyed Happiness Six cupcakes glazed with Hyper-bee Honey You will know boundless and unbridled joy

King's Quest Sweetroll with crushed Box Peanuts

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Pleasantly Peachy Pancakes A stack of four pancakes made with crushed Pure Peach You will feel all is right with the world

Random Rhapsody Layered spongecake with a rainbow jam filling Not even the chef knows what will happen with this one

Red Rabbit Crimson Valley style carrot cake You won't be able to stop bouncing

Soulforger's Gaze Bran muffins with Coo-coo-coconut cream filling You will discover a new you

Stranger Danger Six doughnuts with Paranoid Pepper jam You will be more perceptive of other people's hostile intentions

Strawberry of Despair Srawberry and cream shortcake made with Ghostflour So tasty you will be truly saddened when it's all gone WARNING: Limited to two per customer per day due to safety concerns

The Hidden Truth Cheesecake made with milk from an All Knowing Ox You will realize where you lost your house keys that one time

Time-Trader Caramel souffle made out of Quick Quacker eggs The world around you will seem to slow down and speed up at random

Visceral Vanilla Moist cake that uses Violent Vanilla as the main ingredient You will violently and voraciously vivisect this vestige of vanilla, violating volition and vanishing virtuosity, leaving you vexed, yet vivified

World's End Perception Pineapple based upside-down cake Your view of the world will be flipped

Zublos the Almighty Homemade biscuit cake, made according to a secret recipe straight from the Pit of Crushing Loneliness You will better appreciate what you have

You people went and made me spell it out. I ninja-edited the last line in the previous chapter since I was apparently being too elusive. Go re-read it if you're still confused!

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