I got pulled through a portal and the last thing I saw were my girls staring at me with panicked expressions on their faces.

No doubt, the portal was going to close and then… Eh? The portal is still open… And I was sat down on a chair?

I looked around and it seemed like I was seated in some kind of cafe? At least… I think it's a cafe since there were tables and chairs and there was a glass display with some cakes in them?

Behind the display were what looked like machines that were meant to brew coffee or something so this should be a cafe, right? Not some elaborate torture dungeon set up to look like a cafe?

The only problem was that I was still in my nightgown and thus I was basically still exposed.

Looking around though, it looks like there were no other people inside the cafe aside from myself and Ira who was standing behind me with a smug grin on her face.

My girls crawled through the portal, using the edges to pull themselves out of it since I quite literally fucked the strength out of their bodies earlier.

"You bitch!!! What are you trying to do to Sister Aster?!" Odeta roared.

I thought Ira would just close the portal on her but she ignored Odeta in favour of moving in front of me, her smile still on her face.

"Hello, Aster~ I see you dressed up well for tonight~ Were you expecting me?"

I blinked at her, wondering just what she saw made her think that I was dressed up in her eyes.

I was literally wearing a nightgown that exposed my crotch and I still had the love juices of my girls splattered across parts of my body.

I don't know which parts of me she saw that made her think I was 'dressed up'.

Actually…

"Why did you kidnap me?" I asked.

She frowned, actually looking confused by my question.

"Did you not tell me to invite you out for tea?" She answered as a matter of factly.

My girls stopped trying to crawl through the portal and just stared at her in disbelief.

I also stared at her for a moment before I sucked in a breath while using [Heal] on Katsuki.

"Katsuki… Can you clean me up and change my clothes please?"

My spell took effect on her and she immediately leapt on her feet, her figure disappearing and reappearing beside me.

My clothes were changed and I was now wearing what I would usually wear during a tea party.

So instead of a nightgown, I was now wearing a midnight blue dress with a slit up my thigh.

Ira actually let out a squeal, "Squee!! You're even more pretty now, Aster!! Did you really dress up for me?!"

I cleared my throat, "I dressed up for sweets, not you."

"Oh my~ A true connoisseur are we?" Ira giggled, being the most expressive I have ever seen her.

She then snapped her fingers and her clothes changed into a dress as well, matching mine in style.

What the heck? What kind of magic is that? I want that!

No, wait… If I have that magic, it would also mean that Katsuki would no longer dress me up as well.

In that case, I would rather not have it. Having Katsuki dress me up is way better than that magic~

I gave her a look, "You really took me here to have sweets with you?"

"Yes? I took this entire time to prepare for this. I even made sure to clear out this cafe so that we can have our tea time."

I blinked at her, "You… Were preparing for this ever since we said that we wanted to have tea?"

"Of course? We already made the agreement to have tea, didn't we?"

"Well… To be honest… I thought you would at least send me an invitation to tea instead of just grabbing me through a portal in the middle of the night."

She tilted her head, "We already agreed to a tea party didn't we? That was the invitation."

She really just said that huh…

Well… We already established that she wasn't normal… Or at least her line of thinking isn't normal.

I let out a sigh, "So… Where's the tea?"

She snapped her fingers again and several plates floated up from behind the counter, each of them piled with different types of sweets.

Joining the plates were also several teacups and a kettle which, surprisingly, had steaming hot tea in it.

Does this cafe even belong to her? Or did she secure these sweets and tea somehow through illicit means.

I mean… As much as I like sweets, I do want to make sure I'm not doing anything illegal by eating it.

As though having the same thoughts, Katsuki peeled over the counter before turning to me.

"Mistress… I believe the people tied up behind the counter are staff members of this establishment."

I blinked before turning to Ira, the girl showing no signs of having heard what Katsuki had just said.

Of course, I wasn't going to let that go.

"Ira… Are you stealing these sweets?" I asked.

She tilted her head at me, "Of course not? Why would I steal sweets?"

"Then how did you get all these sweets and tea that you are bringing out? Also, how did you secure this space for us to have tea?"

"Hmm? I just grabbed the owners here and told them to make sweets and tea for me."

"Are they currently tied up behind the counter?"

"Fufu~ Of course~"

"Could I ask why?"

"Because they tried to leave~ And I'm still not sure if there's enough sweets and tea for the both of us so I needed them to stay. That's why I tied them up and kept them behind in case we needed them to make more sweets~"

I sucked in a breath, "Ira… You shouldn't do that."

She genuinely looked confused as she tilted her head to the other side, "Why not?"

"You're not even paying them any money, are you? Yet you're getting them to do all this for you?"

"Hmm? I already spared their lives, is that not a good enough offer?"

I don't even want to answer that.

I turned back and made sure all my girls were properly healed up before nodding at Emilia, "Please pay them for the trouble and release them."

Ira frowned at me, "But what if we want more tea and sweets?"

"Don't worry, we can take care of it if we need more of it." I assured her.

Katsuki should be able to make more sweets and tea and I also still have some sweets stored in my Bangle of Folding so we should be fine.

Lisa came over to me, "Are we really letting her get away with this? She intruded on our sexy time!"

I grimaced at Lisa.

As much as I want to agree with her… I think it's better for all of us if we just go along with her for now… And to be honest… I kind of want the sweets too…

Ira ignored Lisa's comments and brought out all the plates of sweets to place in front of me.

I know that I would get lost in them the moment I start so I gave Ira a serious look, "Can we… Agree on something first?"

"Oh? What is it, Aster? Are you going to tell me that you have certain allergies or sweets that you can't eat?"

"There's absolutely no possible way that could be the case. Ahem… I mean… I just want you to know that I would prefer if you ask me if I am available first before you take me away from somewhere else…"

"Hmm? Why? What could be more important than tea time?"

"Preparing for tea time," I answered immediately.

"What do you need to prepare for tea time? Anytime is tea time!"

I scoffed, "That's where you are wrong! There is a specific time and state of mind for the perfect tea time! It is when you are not very hungry but also not too full that you can still eat something! That is when you should have tea!! When you are in that state, you would not want to stuff yourself with the food because you are hungry but you're able to enjoy each and every bite you put in your mouth to savour it! And when you aren't too full, you would be able to enjoy more of it and not feel that you're too bloated to eat anymore! If you don't prepare yourself to be in that state before you have your tea, then you won't be able to properly enjoy it!!"

Ira stared at me for a good long moment and I wondered why she was doing that until she stepped forward and grabbed my hands in hers.

"Aster!! I knew it! You are the most interesting person I have ever met! Please ascend to godhood with me!!"

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