My Disciples are Too Idiotic

Chapter 199: Father and Son Game! (Vote for Monthly Ticket)


"In Xu Nian's words, good things are always happening in life."

"Take Abbess's Talent, for example."

"After logging in, Abbess, Don't Love Me participated in the lottery early on and became one of the few players in the Foundation Establishment Realm."

Is this Realm powerful? No! But within the Profound Yellow Sect, it's pitifully scarce. If the Nine Immortals Spirit Disc hadn't been taken, it probably would have ended up in the hands of Abbess, Don't Love Me.

"However, upon seeing the Contribution Hall's new updates and the availability of new Magic, he immediately chose to fuse them!"

For him, Contribution Points were nothing. With the Talents innate to Lingxiao Hall, its members didn't worry at all.

"He exchanged all three Magic techniques and then hurriedly went to try out his new Self-Created Martial Arts."

"Holy shit, is Abbess creating new Self-Created Martial Arts as soon as he logs in?"

"This time it should be Self-Created Magic, right? I have no idea what effect fusing Magic will have."

"Five Elements Basic Techniques... should they also produce basic Magic?"

"Hard to say. What if it's new Magic? It would be better if it's a rare attribute like ice or the Thunder Attribute."

"..."

Many players envied Abbess's Talent.

After all, his Talent was Bug Level. To avoid being targeted, he only used his Self-Created Martial Arts once after each version update; otherwise, he wouldn't bother even if he had the money. What if the Game Designers took note and nerfed his Talent? That would be a huge loss.

"Abbess, Don't Love Me placed two Magic Jade Slips on the Martial Arts Stage, then sat cross-legged on the stage and closed his eyes to enter meditation."

"Shortly after, a golden light flashed, drawing the attention of many players. The two Jade Slips successfully fused into one!"

[Name: Unnamed.]

[Type: Magic.]

[Quality: Rare.]

[Feature: A Gold-attribute Magic within the Five Elements Basic Techniques, allowing for the free development of further Magic moves from it.]

[Note: Fire produces Earth, Earth produces Metal!]

Success! New Magic had arrived. It wasn't much different from his other two Magic techniques. The name could certainly be 'Gold Control Art.' It was essentially a fusion of the 'Water Control Technique' and the 'Fire Control Technique' from the Five Elements Technique. For players, this represented yet another option.

"However, Abbess did not stop there. After learning 'Gold Control Art,' he once again began the process of creating new Magic."

Since it was based on the principle of the five elements generating and overcoming each other, could the 'Wood Control Technique' also be created? Metal generates Water, Water generates Wood!

"Swapping to 'Gold Control Art' and 'Water Control Technique,' Abbess closed his eyes and began the Magic fusion."

"Just like before, success came in one shot! And so, new Magic was born."

[Name: Unnamed.]

[Type: Magic.]

[Quality: Rare.]

[Feature: A Wood-attribute Magic within the Five Elements Basic Techniques, allowing for the free development of further Magic moves from it.]

[Note: Metal produces Water, Water produces Wood!]

Indeed, it was the 'Wood Control Technique'!

"Abbess took a deep breath, looking at the new Jade Slip in his hand, the smile on his lips growing even brighter."

With both 'Gold Control Art' and 'Wood Control Technique' in hand, the Five Elements Technique could be considered complete, right?

"When Junlin found out that Abbess had created 'Gold Control Art,' he rushed over immediately."

He had been waiting for 'Gold Control Art' for a long time. Having embarked on the path of an assassin, he naturally needed Magic that tilted towards extreme damage output. Compared to other Magic, this 'Gold Control Art' was definitely the most suitable for him.

"Damn, Abbess, you really did it! It's done just like that?"

"Got all the Five Elements Techniques, huh? Too bad there aren't any special attributes."

"Be thankful for what you have. Abbess usually doesn't touch Self-Created Martial Arts, so it's already quite an achievement that this worked out."

"'Wood Control Technique'? Isn't this what I've been preparing for? My Wood Escape can no longer be contained!"

"..."

"The surrounding players were also filled with envy and eager to try. Unlike the previous two times, Abbess directly chose to share it this time. Any player willing to pay 500 Contribution Points could get it from him."

"Of course, players from Lingxiao Hall were excluded."

They were all insiders; there was no need to hide things from their own people.

"The three types of Magic in the Contribution Hall each cost one thousand Contribution Points, but from Abbess? A single one cost only 500 Contribution Points."

It was unbelievably cheap!

"With thousands of players, many of whom wanted these two Magic techniques, this could lead to a big profit for Abbess."

"Half-Leaf approached and bought the 'Wood Control Technique.'"

"Just like Junlin, he wanted to tread an extreme path too. However, his path wasn't the DPS route, but more of a cringeworthy, two-dimensional one."

Who didn't want to experience the joy of being the protagonist in a video game? After all, it was just a game; there was no problem in playing however one wanted!

"Wood Escape - Wood Clone!"

"Half-Leaf, after learning it, couldn't wait to try it out. From his body, a wooden, yellow figure identical to him emerged and stood by his side. The appearance, stature, and even the details were all exactly the same as Half-Leaf."

"Damn, it actually worked? A Wood Clone, wow!"

"If he uses techniques like 'Descent of the Forest Realm' or 'Buddha Transformation,' wouldn't that just be freaking awesome?"

"Indeed, it really might happen. Half-Leaf is about to soar!"

"Wait, look at his eyes!"

"..."

"An observant player noticed something was off and shouted immediately. Half-Leaf wore a malicious smile as he turned his head to look towards his own father. Ever since his dad had achieved a Realm upgrade, he had wasted no time in venting his anger on him."

"Taking advantage of his higher Realm, his father had beaten him senseless in the Demon Beast Forest."

In the end, he was even stepped on by a large Demonic Beast, leaving no intact Corpse behind. Could his father really have done such a thing?

"Rebel, what are you trying to do?"

"Half-Leaf's father suddenly had a bad feeling, breaking out in a cold sweat all over."

To make beating his son more satisfying, his father had specifically learned the 'Earth Control Technique,' using his hands to form clumps of earth to pummel his own son. Now that his son had learned the 'Wood Control Technique,' he seemed to be a bit outmatched.

"Dad, you really showered me with 'love' yesterday," said Half-Leaf as he formed a hand seal, shouting, "Wood Escape - Cutting Technique!"

"As his words fell, wooden spikes instantly pierced through the ground beneath Half-Leaf's father's feet, fiercely penetrating his body. In just a moment, he was completely impaled by the wooden spikes. What's more, these spikes kept branching out and growing within his body, puncturing it from the inside out."

This death scene was extremely brutal.

"Rebel!"

"Half-Leaf's father cursed loudly before charging forward and tumbling into a fight with his son. This scene dumbfounded the other players."

"That's intense! He turned his own dad into a porcupine. His butt is completely ruined."

"A son fighting his father! This scene absolutely must be recorded."

"That's Half-Leaf for you. After biding his time for so long, he's finally standing tall."

"So he hadn't learned any Magic before, all just to wait for this moment? Hiss—this guy's mentality is seriously terrifying, such a deep schemer!"

"His old man isn't simple either. Look at those stone chunks in his hands. This can only happen in a game, man. If this were real life, Half-Leaf would probably be done for, right?"

"Damn, is he going for low blows? Does Half-Leaf's father not want grandchildren?"

"..."

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