My Disciples are Too Idiotic

Chapter 200: The First Realm Player Martial Arts Tournament! (Request for Monthly Tickets)


The sunlight was just right, and the breeze was pleasant.

Inside the Great Hall, Xu Nian was feeling the two newly acquired types of magic with a smile on his face.

The magic within the Profound Yellow Sect consisted of basic Five Elements Techniques, which could serve as a foundation to be endlessly expanded and extended outward, just like a big tree birthing countless branches. As for the thickness of these branches, it was entirely up to the players to control. The strength of a magic spell depended on the extent to which a player could develop it.

Take Half-Leaf, for example, a young man with somewhat 'chuunibyou' attributes, who regarded the Wood Control Technique as the Strongest Spell. He even incorporated moves from Naruto into it. This was his developed Wood Escape. Of course, there were many disciples like him who understood certain aspects of anime culture and utilized them in the game.

For Xu Nian, although the Five Elements Techniques were basic, with the increase in realm, the power they could exhibit was limitless. For instance, among those who also learned Wood Escape, someone in the Golden Core Realm was definitely stronger than someone in the Qi Cultivation Realm.

Why? Such a realm was an undeniable factor. Unless players were like Old Mo, who cultivated the Eight Gates Escape Armor, it was nearly impossible to disregard realm differences and achieve victory against higher-level opponents. In front of high-realm opponents, the supposedly powerful moves executed by those in the Qi Cultivation Realm were no different from paper-mâché. This was the oppression of the realm!

Smiling stupidly again.

The Blood Demoness, seeing Xu Nian sitting on the cushion and giggling stupidly, couldn't help but roll her eyes. This Sect Leader was becoming increasingly undignified. Day after day, he only knew how to pester her, and she had no idea where he found all that energy. Doesn't he need to manage the vast Profound Yellow Sect anymore?

"I feel like I'm about to break through to the Foundation Establishment Realm. I need to go into seclusion for a few days, you…"

"I'll join you?"

"…"

"You despise me?"

"I need to go into seclusion!"

"I'll join you in your seclusion, trust me!"

"…I'm talking about serious seclusion. If you have nothing to do, go play outside and don't disturb me!"

The Blood Demoness said as she stood up and sashayed towards the Side Hall. Having been with Xu Nian constantly these past few days, she felt her body was about to give out. As the Sect Leader of the Blood Demon Sect, she knew very well how to satisfy a man.

But who was Xu Nian? A man who could directly open the Death Gate using the Eight Gates Escape Armor. Could he be so easily satisfied? Haha. Therefore, for the Blood Demoness, this was a perfect opportunity to rest and recuperate properly.

Watching the Blood Demoness leave so decisively and without mercy, Xu Nian also let out a sigh of relief.

She's impossible to handle!

To prove himself, he had been diligently 'nourishing his kidneys.' Now, he even fantasized about using the Gold Control Art to forge his 'kidneys' into a Vajra Indestructible state. This vixen was too much; he was genuinely scared.

A man can never admit he's not up to the task! That's why he had tirelessly 'toiled' day and night!

Now that the vixen was finally in seclusion, he could let out a huge sigh of relief and use this time to recover. He also needed to find something for the players to do; otherwise, it wouldn't be interesting.

Moments later, Xu Nian stepped out of the Great Hall, glanced at Half-Leaf and his son as they fought, and couldn't help but twitch his mouth.

Such fatherly love and filial piety, huh? Were they always this brutal with each other? If this were reality, someone would probably be dead by now, right?

"AHEM. All disciples, pause for a moment. The Sect Leader has an announcement!" Xu Nian stood at the entrance of the Great Hall with his hands behind his back, signaling the players to stop watching the spectacle.

"Holy shit, our Sect Leader finally shows his face."

"I thought Brother Xu had kicked the bucket! Feels like ages since we last saw him."

"That trash NPC! The Blood Demoness belongs to all of us. Why does he get to hog her all to himself? Is this personal use of a public asset, or what?"

"Huh? Bro, if you don't know how to use words properly, just don't. You're gonna get yourself beaten up."

"…"

Xu Nian, with a darkened face, looked at the players below, suddenly feeling an urge to kill them all. I am the majestic Sect Leader! Why the hell would I need to report my actions to you lot? Besides, I was the one who kept the Blood Demoness here. What gives you the right to whine and complain? And you, the one yapping about 'personal use of a public asset,' try saying that to my face!

"To foster camaraderie among the disciples, the Profound Yellow Sect will commence its First Disciple Martial Arts Competition tomorrow!" Xu Nian declared. "The location will be the True Martial Field of the Celestial One Daoist Sect. The top ten disciples will receive certain rewards."

As his words fell, the System Task also got released.

[Task: Indiscriminate Martial Arts Competition.]

[Description: Sect Leader Xu Nian has initiated a competition exclusively for Profound Yellow Sect disciples. All disciples are eligible to participate. Registration order will determine the participant slots. These slots will, in turn, be used to decide the matchups.]

[Reward: The top 100 players will receive a Deputy Skill Enhancement Book *1. The top 50 players will receive a Big Wheel Lottery *1. The top 10 players will receive special bloodline or constitution rewards. The top 3 players will receive an Epic Bloodline, and the first-place player will receive a Legendary Bloodline!]

Seeing this task and the accompanying rewards, the players couldn't help but gasp.

Bloodline and Constitution rewards? Delivered right to our doorstep?

They had all witnessed the five Third Test Players who possessed special Bloodlines and Constitutions. Their combined strength had forced Junlin, the top assassin, into a corner, leaving him with no option but to concede. In the Third Test version of the game, the uniqueness of Bloodlines and Constitutions was a decisive factor in a player's overall power. Talents were generally geared towards lifestyle skills, but Bloodlines and Constitutions determined actual combat strength. Now, with such rewards being handed out, including Epic and even Legendary Bloodlines, wouldn't anyone who makes it into the top three practically ascend to godhood?

"Sect Leader, what level of bloodlines do Adorable Xianxian and the others have?" Half Dream, Half Wake, Half Life asked aloud.

Xu Nian laughed. "Their Bloodlines are currently at the Rare-level. Before they fully awaken their potential, they could very well reach Epic-level in the future."

GASP—

Theirs are already Rare-level? So if we get an Epic-level one right off the bat, wouldn't we be set to soar? And the first place gets a Legendary-level Bloodline! Wouldn't that be an absolute jackpot? Let's go for it!

"Damn it! How are you bastards so fast? I clicked to accept the task the instant it popped up, and I'm already the 343rd to register?"

"Damn it, are you guys trying to backstab us? Why so secretive?"

"This just determines the registration order. The opponents are decided by the game system."

"Please don't let me run into anyone from Lingxiao Hall! I'll burn incense for you, Game Designers, just don't let me get eliminated in the first round!"

"..."

Players were scrambling to accept the task, even those currently out hunting Demonic Beasts. It couldn't be helped. This task was too enticing.

Lingxiao Hall was undoubtedly the biggest hurdle for all players. Their signature black coats with large red cloud patterns were truly eye-catching, strikingly similar to villains from anime. Junlin and his team knew that with their power, they could easily make it through the early stages. But once there were fewer players left, they might start running into each other. Currently, most players were more or less on the same starting line. Aside from Old Mo, who was practically a cheat character, everyone else was relatively equal. The members of Lingxiao Hall, however, were praying they wouldn't encounter Junlin or Old Mo.

"Sect Leader, can I bring others to watch?" Flourishing Flowers looked eagerly at Xu Nian. As a man pursuing romance within the game, he was determined to bring the woman he admired to witness his glorious performance. This time, he was going to be number one!

Everyone understood what he meant; after all, Flourishing Flowers was currently the one most openly pursuing romance in the game. Even the Duck Leg Rice couple didn't flaunt their affection so publicly. Yet here he was, acting like a total simp, and he actually succeeded! The fact that he and Yan Ruyu actually showed signs of a budding romance was just unbelievable! It just goes to show, money really is indispensable.

"Yes!" Xu Nian nodded. "However, it's limited to the grounds of the Celestial One Daoist Sect. You cannot bring outsiders into our Profound Yellow Sect!"

"Understood, understood! Don't worry, Brother Xu!" Flourishing Flowers grinned.

The others were also contemplating whether to invite a few friends to cheer them on. This kind of opportunity to shine had to be witnessed.

The task was given, and Xu Nian was too lazy to say more, turning towards the kitchen. Little Boss and the others, seeing the opportunity, followed him.

Why bother fawning over women when you can suck up to our own Sect Leader? It's so much more rewarding! The Sect Leader is our everything!

「In the kitchen.」

A few players gathered, devouring the freshly served dishes. When they saw Xu Nian coming, they ate even faster.

"Eat fast, eat fast, the Sect Leader is here."

"Why the hell is this guy here in person today? Doesn't Little Boss usually deliver his meals?"

"Who knows? Let's just finish eating first!"

"Ignore him. He's just an NPC. Can he really stop the advance of our Glutton Squad?"

"…"

Xu Nian watched them squat down together to eat, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.

Good heavens. These players had nearly doubled in size, and they were all Third Test Players too. What the hell? You were supposed to be completing tasks, not indulging in a culinary tour! How did they all get so much bulkier in such a short period? Anyone who didn't know better would think they were naturally this chubby. Judging by their appearance, they probably haven't even set foot in the Demon Beast Forest. They've clearly been secretly feasting and bulking up here.

Little Boss stood to the side, grinning. "Sect Leader, what would you like to eat today?"

"My cultivation training has been quite draining recently. I need to replenish my energy." Xu Nian gave him a look.

Those who understand, understand.

Little Boss understood immediately, looking at his Sect Leader with a twinge of envy.

Of course! The Blood Demoness still couldn't escape this fiend's clutches. Damn him!

"Alright then! How about five roasted large kidneys from a Black Wolf Demonic Beast, and perhaps a pound of snake gall to supplement? Would you like some Tiger Whip Liquor? It's from a Three-Eyed Black Tiger!" Little Boss said in a very natural manner.

Hearing these nourishing items, Xu Nian nodded in satisfaction. "That will do. Bring another two servings like this in the afternoon. I have high hopes for you!"

[Congratulations to player Little Boss for earning the Sect Leader's praise, awarded 500 Contribution Points.]

GASP—

Five hundred Contribution Points? Just like that? Indeed, sucking up to the Sect Leader is the way to go! What's the use of fawning over anyone else? Can they give you Contribution Points? No way! They're useless!

"Certainly, Sect Leader! Please wait in the Great Hall. I'll bring it over to you as soon as it's ready." Little Boss turned excitedly. "You bunch of freeloaders! Finish eating and scram! Don't disturb us while we're cooking in the kitchen!"

Upon hearing this, the players who came daily for free meals also scurried away dejectedly.

Not giving us food? We're the Glutton Squad! If they don't give it to us now, we'll just come back later. Little Boss always makes plenty of food anyway! No rush, we're not in any rush at all!

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