My Life with Narration

Chapter 85: How Would I Dare to Be a Cop


Three days flew by in no time. During this period, he posted daily updates, all featuring short videos of Big Yellow, which surprisingly did very well.

There were videos of it flirting with girls in the park and giving flowers, arguing and wrestling with him at home, and even picking up deliveries and taking out the trash.

Big Yellow could open doors for the delivery guy and even press the elevator button. After consecutively posting four videos, Big Yellow was dubbed names by netizens such as "Matchmaker Golden Retriever" and "Scholar Dog."

He and Big Yellow were labeled as "The Dog and Its Good-for-Nothing Owner."

Thanks to Mom Zhou Hui's training back in the day, Big Yellow grew up to be a dog that could take out the trash, receive deliveries, open doors, and press elevators at home, and flirt and freeload outside.

In just a few days, his followers more than doubled, now surpassing 200,000.

That's how short videos work—if they blow up, gaining a million followers overnight is nothing unusual.

From the perspective of netizens, when Big Yellow carried flowers to intercept passing beauties, it was like matchmaking for him, which is why it's called "Matchmaker Golden Retriever."

Changing his style indeed brought about a qualitative leap for him. In just these two days, people started approaching him for promotions, offering quite a good deal of money—at least in the tens of thousands.

But he didn't accept. He clearly knew he was still in the accumulation phase, and even if he were to monetize, it wouldn't be so soon. Moreover, he researched the products pushed to him and found plenty of negative news, so naturally, he couldn't agree.

Thinking about becoming a big influencer with millions of followers and Big Yellow turning into a dog celebrity, wouldn't they earn money effortlessly?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but smile while lounging on the sofa, looking out the window: "Withered vine old tree and crows, feasting on fish and shrimp each meal, air conditioning, WiFi, watermelon, sunset at dusk, the dog earns money, I spend it!"

Thinking about the future where Big Yellow could make money to support him, Su Qing grinned uncontrollably—this was practically a fairy life!

Another piece of good news was that the old couple at home had eloped. Yes, they snuck away quietly, not even telling the two kids at home.

Su He was home, but she wasn't around during the day recently. When she came back in the evening, the two elders were already out of the province, telling her to find Su Qing if anything came up and not to disturb their honeymoon unless it was crucial.

Regarding this, Su Qing didn't feel much. As for Su He, she had money in hand, so ordering takeout every day would keep her from starving. Now that there were no adults at home, who knew how excited she was.

She even said she saw Big Yellow online and pestered about taking it out to play someday.

In response, Su Qing didn't pay any attention. She just wanted to show off Big Yellow and satisfy her pride.

At five in the afternoon, as Su Qing hesitated whether to go downstairs for a meal or order takeout, she unexpectedly received a call from Li Zijun.

"Hey, Sister Jun," Su Qing answered the call.

Soon, Li Zijun's voice came through the phone, asking:

"Where are you now?"

"I'm at home, what's up?"

"I'm right outside your house, but your neighbor says you moved?"

Hearing this, Su Qing realized that no one except Old A knew his current address.

"Oh, my memory! Yes, I did change places. What's the matter?"

"Send me the address."

"Uh...okay!" Although he didn't know what she needed, he sent the new address.

Over half an hour later, Li Zijun arrived at the entrance of the Qingshui Garden District, informing Su Qing that she was being stopped and asking him to come down and get her, but was instead met by a golden retriever with a leash in its mouth, smiling and barking at her.

"Big Yellow?" Li Zijun asked in surprise.

In response, Big Yellow barked once, with a big grin on its dog face.

Meanwhile, her phone received a message from Su Qing, telling her there was an access card on Big Yellow's neck and to just follow it.

Li Zijun was a bit amazed; she hadn't expected this guy to be this lazy. She snorted, took the access card from Big Yellow's neck, and swaggered into the community with the dog.

This scene was witnessed by curious residents in the community, who found it intriguing that the dog seemed so human-like.

Little did they know that Su Qing was just trying to capture some footage.

In less than five minutes, he saw Li Zijun walking in with the dog from upstairs, feeling much relieved.

The reason he dared to do this was that Big Yellow was smart and had helped his mom Zhou Hui with similar tasks before. Plus, he had a narrator by his side, and at times, man and dog could even engage in true seamless communication.

At worst, if Big Yellow misbehaved, the narrator could provide timely cues, so he wasn't worried about any mishaps.

A while later, the sound of the elevator arriving came from outside the door, with a "ding" as the door opened, followed by a series of footsteps.

Soon, there was a figure in black pants, a black short sleeve, with a belt at the waist, and even shoes seemed like official footwear.

Although it wasn't a police uniform, it was evident it was an official outfit from her unit.

"Have a seat. What brings you to visit your little brother today?" Su Qing asked with a smile, offering her a glass of ice water.

The outside weather was unbearable, especially wearing all black, with pants and formal shoes, not sweating would be odd.

Li Zijun sat on the sofa without being polite, taking the water and drinking it in one gulp. She then looked around his newly rented place and laughed:

"So you're doing well, renting a duplex like this. With this kind of spending, those savings of yours won't last long."

Indeed, not to mention the decor, just the location here was much more expensive than his previous place. Li Zijun thought he started splurging after receiving some bounty.

"No way! There's no way I'd rent something this pricey; I'm not stupid," Su Qing laughed and proceeded to explain how the landlord intended to sell his former place.

"Are you here to ask me for help, thinking the police department is in trouble again? No way! I don't have that capability; it was all blind guessing," Su Qing laughed and asked.

Hearing this, Li Zijun rolled her eyes, chuckling, "Asking for your help? Who do you think you are, Conan?"

"We have such a big system, if we have to turn to an outsider like you for everything, what's the point of having us?"

In response, Su Qing secretly heaved a sigh of relief, as long as he wasn't dragged into any case. His capability sufficed for some minor roles on the periphery, but truly helping was challenging, with no clear explanation for many things. He then spread his hands helplessly, saying, "I'm much more useful than Conan, and the key is, I won't trigger the bug of everyone dying wherever I go."

Hearing this, Li Zijun didn't bother to respond. Just because he'd helped two times, he thought himself akin to Conan? Maybe he'd been reading too many novels, underestimating the power of national agencies. She then spoke in a low voice:

"I heard from the master that he intends for you to become a police officer, but you refused?"

Hearing this, Su Qing furrowed his brow for a while before dryly responding:

"Sis...you're a police officer, how would I dare be one!"

Li Zijun: ???

"Get out of here!"

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