"Suspected to be mentally challenged!"
He Congming was still trying to wrestle with his roommate.
Unexpectedly, he suddenly heard an even harsher statement.
He turned his head incredulously to look at Chen Mu.
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"Hahaha!!! The kid's stunned, didn't expect to hear such 'lovely' words!"
"Lovely? Do you know what lovely means?"
"Honestly, Dr. Chen is like my mouthpiece, saying exactly what I've wanted to say."
"If not for knowing Hai City University's scores aren't low, I'd really suspect it's a school for idiots."
"Hai City University might not be a fool's school, but this He Congming certainly isn't smart..."
"..."
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"Wu... Wu Wu..." (Doctor, I'm not mentally challenged, you can't say that to me!)
He Congming looked at Chen Mu with eyes brimming with tears.
But Chen Mu calmly patted his head, "Trust a doctor's judgment, next, I need to put a cotton ball in for you. Hold your tissue and wipe your mouth yourself."
As he spoke.
Chen Mu took a pack of tissues from under the table and handed it to He Congming, then immersed himself in his work.
As for He Congming.
He wanted to explain he really wasn't mentally challenged, his mind was fine, and his college entrance exam scores weren't bad either.
But the light bulb was still in his mouth.
Blocking him from saying a single word.
"Hahahaha!!!"
"Dr. Chen, you have no idea what this guy said when he stuffed the light bulb in his mouth this morning!"
"He said!!! Hahaha!!!"
"He said if he couldn't get it out this time, he'd be a grandson to everyone in our dorm for the next four years of college!"
The hand Chen Mu held the tweezers with paused for a moment.
Then.
He looked seriously at He Congming: "Speaking of which, our school clinic also has light bulbs. How about after I get it out of you, you don't leave, and we make a bet?"
He Congming looked at Chen Mu in shock.
Bro!
Do you remember you're the school doctor?
Do you remember you're still live streaming?
Listen to yourself, do your words sound even remotely human?
Even if you treat me like a fool, do you have to be so blatant?
Chen Mu had just spoken when he shook his head, denying his own thought: "No way, our Lao Chen family can't have such a dumb son, it would ruin our genetics."
He Congming: "..."
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"I'm dying of laughter, is this what young school doctors are like, so fun to talk with!"
"It's not about the profession, as long as you're a man, facing an opportunity to painlessly be a dad, who wouldn't take a chance!"
"A man's greatest joy in life is randomly acknowledging sons and grandsons!"
"Such a dumb son would ruin the gene pool, Dr. Chen truly didn't spare any face for He Congming..."
"I'm starting to wonder if he swallows another light bulb, would Dr. Chen just call an ambulance to check his brain!"
"..."
—
After what happened last night.
When Chen Mu was handling the light bulb, He Congming already knew how to cooperate.
In just five minutes.
The light bulb in He Congming's mouth was almost dealt with by Chen Mu.
He Congming rinsed his mouth with mineral water while couldn't help but go over to Chen Mu to see the medical record he was writing for him.
Seeing the School Hospital Referral Form Chen Mu was filling out, He Congming had a tearless face, "Dr. Chen... I thought you were joking with me..."
"Didn't expect you really wrote me a referral..."
Chen Mu sighed, "I'm sending you to the hospital to get a trace element check, I suspect your two times swallowing light bulbs might be because you're lacking something in your body."
"Like the most common, lack of calcium, lack of zinc."
"Go to the hospital for a test, see what you're lacking, and get supplements accordingly."
"The doctors at the hospital will tell you what to buy and eat."
Hearing Chen Mu say this, He Congming was stupefied.
Didn't think his two stupid light bulb swallowing actions could be viewed this way in Chen Mu's eyes.
Suddenly, he felt so touched that he was about to cry.
Just as he was about to express his gratitude, Chen Mu interrupted impatiently: "The follow-up is the headache of the tertiary hospital!"
"Go! Go! Hurry and go!"
In the laughter of his dorm mates, a completely innocent-looking He Congming was rushed out of the school health office.
"Dr. Chen, about He Congming..." Su Bingbing looked at Chen Mu hesitantly, words barely half-spoken when she suddenly remembered the camera was still rolling.
Stifled back the rest of the somewhat controversial words.
Chen Mu roughly guessed what the woman wanted to say the moment Su Bingbing spoke.
He glanced lightly at Su Bingbing and said calmly, "You wanted to ask if my attitude towards He Congming was too harsh?"
Su Bingbing nodded awkwardly.
Chen Mu gave a wry smile, "Believe it or not if I were slightly nicer to He Congming today, later today, or maybe even not have to wait until tomorrow..."
"Later this afternoon, you might see a new light bulb in the school health office?"
Su Bingbing: "..."
She thought that probably wouldn't happen.
But thinking about the frequency of He Congming swallowing light bulbs twice, Su Bingbing swallowed back all the words of doubt.
Chen Mu: "Call for the next one."
Su Bingbing: "Okay."
A girl who hadn't watched the live stream walked in from outside.
Perhaps trying too hard for her first feigned illness.
The white powder on her face made the viewers in the streaming room shake their heads.
Only Chen Mu remained the calmest one: "ID card or health insurance card."
After the girl took out her ID card, Chen Mu began to input her identity information and her visit record in the school health office.
Chen Mu: "Huo Mengmeng, where do you feel uncomfortable?"
Huo Mengmeng, also feigning illness for the first time, clutched her stomach, racking her brains.
"Doctor, I woke up this morning with a stomach ache, I might have a stomach problem."
Chen Mu, as if not noticing Huo Mengmeng was feigning, pointed to the hand rest on the table, "Place your hand here, I'll check your pulse."
"Okay."
Having taken her pulse for a moment, Chen Mu released his hand and began writing a medical record for Huo Mengmeng.
"Have you been feeling unusually hungry lately, but really not able to eat much?"
Huo Mengmeng looked at Chen Mu in surprise, with a hint of apprehension in her expression: "Doctor, everything you said fits me, do I really have an illness..."
She initially just wanted to try.
To see if she could get a sick leave to skip military training.
But that was based on her being healthy.
The school had quite a few rumors about the school health office, just yesterday, the ambulance made several trips in and out of campus.
Could it be she would be taking a ride on the ambulance later too?
Huo Mengmeng's situation turned from fake discomfort to genuine distress instantly.
Chen Mu nodded: "I believe you do."
"Are you also experiencing constipation and occasional bloating and nausea without being able to vomit?"
Huo Mengmeng nodded.
Her face turned even paler.
Chen Mu took a referral from the table, "I'll write you a referral form, call home and ask for some money, and later follow the school's ambulance to a designated tertiary hospital for an examination."
Huo Mengmeng was almost in tears: "Doctor, what's wrong with me exactly?"
Chen Mu: "Gastritis, you need to have a gastroscopy in the hospital and screen for Helicobacter pylori. Based on your pulse, we can't rule out the possibility of a stomach bleed."
At this point.
Chen Mu looked at Huo Mengmeng with a playful gaze: "Looks like our school has gained another miracle doctor, you diagnosed yourself with a stomach ailment and you indeed have one."
"Amazing! Truly amazing!"
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