University Doctor and His Fragile Patients

Chapter 46: Dr. Chen My Poop Is Black! Am I Going to Die?


Huo Mengmeng took the referral form handed over by Chen Mu.

Seeing one particular sentence on it, she couldn't hold it in any longer.

She raised her referral form to show Chen Mu, "Dr. Chen! Can't rule out the possibility of gastric cancer???"

She was just pretending to be sick!

The school doctor wrote gastric cancer for her?!

"Hahahaha!!! I could hold it in up until now, but seeing this gastric cancer really made me lose it, I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts!"

"Yesterday it was blindness, today it's straight to cancer? Goodness! I'm at a loss for words!"

"I even looked it up; there indeed is a possibility that could lead to gastric cancer, so writing it down for examination isn't excessive, right?"

"I advise those college students out there to just go back, stop pretending to be sick, starting off with cancer is so frightening!"

"..."

"I only wrote it as a possibility, no need to worry, you probably just have common gastritis."

"Oh, by the way, take this too."

Chen Mu lifted his hand and wrote another slip, handing it to Huo Mengmeng.

Huo Mengmeng reluctantly took it, and when she saw the three words at the top, her expression instantly brightened, "Sick leave note?!"

After seeing Chen Mu nod,

Huo Mengmeng happily held her sick leave note.

But when she saw the last line, her mood soured again, "Dr. Chen, why did you only write me a one-day leave..."

Chen Mu raised an eyebrow: "One day is enough time for all your tests to come back."

"If it's only ordinary gastritis, it shouldn't affect your military training."

"If the illness is severe, you won't even need me; a tertiary hospital will give you a sick leave note."

All of Huo Mengmeng's grievances were firmly refuted by Chen Mu's reasonable arguments.

Seeing the girl still standing there in a daze,

Chen Mu smacked his forehead, "Oh! Look at my memory, I almost forgot the most important thing!"

Upon hearing this,

Huo Mengmeng immediately looked at Chen Mu with anticipation.

Dr. Chen must have forgotten to give her another leave note!

It must be that.

Looking into Huo Mengmeng's smiling eyes, Chen Mu also smiled.

Smiled very happily!

"I just checked the surveillance outside the school infirmary and saw that you arrived at the infirmary before the dormitory doors opened."

"Later, I'll have your counselor verify with the dormitory building's supervisor whether you took leave from there, or used some other method, like jumping out the window from your dorm room."

"If you left the dormitory building through an improper channel, credits will be deducted from you."

At the instant Chen Mu's words fell,

the face that Huo Mengmeng had only applied powder to now genuinely paled.

After several attempts, she managed to force out an especially stiff smile, "Dr. Chen, I'm suspected of cancer, there's really no need for this..."

"Besides, I did take proper leave from the dorm supervisor! I really did!"

Chen Mu gave a sarcastic smile: "Even if you really had cancer, those credits would still be deducted!"

"Besides, if you took proper leave, then it definitely won't be deducted from you."

Huo Mengmeng nodded rigidly, walking out of the school infirmary, "Right... I took proper leave, so it won't be deducted from me... won't be deducted from me..."

The state of Huo Mengmeng was somewhat absent-minded.

Even when she bumped her head on the door frame while exiting,

she only paused for a moment, then continued to leave the school infirmary in a dazed manner.

Outside the school infirmary.

Many students still waiting for their turn watched as Huo Mengmeng left, all unconsciously following her with their eyes.

Goodness...

Is this the genius doctor's diagnosis?

How did it drive someone mad?

"Even if you have cancer, they'll still deduct your credits! Bros, that's such a cold statement!"

"As a college student, almost scared mad by Dr. Chen's words, how can a mouth that's thirty-seven degrees say such cold words?!"

"I think Huo Mengmeng needs to go to a psychiatric hospital instead of a tertiary hospital now..."

"Originally just pretending to be sick, ended up with suspected cancer, and having suspected cancer was tolerable, but to have credits deducted too, anyone would go mad!"

"Have you ever thought that the school doctor who gets up at four to go to work might be crazier than these students..."

"Hiss! So scary!"

"Hiss! Luckily I'm just watching the spectacle!"

"..."

"Next!"

Su Bingbing called out from the doorway.

A boy with a crew cut immediately rushed in.

As soon as he came in,

he flopped down on Chen Mu's desk, wailing: "Dr. Chen! The poop I had this morning was black! Jet black!"

"I've seen doctors at several places, and they all say I might have all sorts of terminal illnesses!"

"Dr. Chen! Am I dying? Is there any hope for me?"

The moment the boy came in, he started bawling in front of the camera, snot and tears streaming down.

Su Bingbing couldn't comprehend, "Classmate, if you're this severe, why aren't you going to a tertiary hospital, but coming to the school infirmary?"

The boy glared at Su Bingbing, "Nonsense! Does a tertiary hospital not charge money? Dr. Chen is free!"

Chen Mu: "..."

Sighing lightly, he pointed in the direction of the computer, "ID card, health insurance card, pick one and give it to me."

The boy pulled two tissues from the box on Chen Mu's desk, wiping his nose while digging out his health insurance card, handing it over to Chen Mu.

"Liu Zhuangshi." Chen Mu looked at the name on the health insurance card, then glanced up at Liu Zhuangshi's skinny frame.

The corner of his mouth twitched uncontrollably again.

This year's freshmen, all have quite unique names...

"Besides having black poop, jet black, do you have any other discomforts?"

Liu Zhuangshi thought for a moment and seriously shook his head: "No discomforts, Dr. Chen, I've been living healthily for twenty years, I don't know why my poop is jet black!"

Chen Mu nodded.

Continuing to ask: "Since you haven't gone to a tertiary hospital, when you say you've seen several doctors, where did you go?"

"The clinics near the school?"

Liu Zhuangshi shook his head: "Not at the clinics, I checked a few search websites."

"Searching websites for medical advice?" Chen Mu looked up at Liu Zhuangshi, as a doctor, Chen Mu was now questioning his own ears.

Yet Liu Zhuangshi sat there, nodding assertively before Chen Mu.

"Yes, I just type in the problem into the search engine, why is my poop jet black."

"The search engine will give the possible options, and the search engine told me I might have all sorts of cancers."

Upon hearing this, Chen Mu sighed again.

Liu Zhuangshi, seeing that Chen Mu didn't quite believe him, got anxious, "Dr. Chen, I was afraid one search engine's answer might not be accurate, so I even switched four or five browsers!"

"The conclusions were all the same in the end, I might have all sorts of cancers!"

"Dr. Chen! Please check me! Am I dying!"

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