Chen Mu let out another light sigh.

Although the day's work had just begun, he already felt mentally exhausted.

He pointed to the wrist pillow on the table, "Place your hand here, and I'll check your pulse."

Liu Zhuangshi obediently placed his hand on the wrist pillow, but just as Chen Mu was about to touch him, Liu Zhuangshi suddenly withdrew his hand and picked up his phone.

Chen Mu: "Student, is something wrong?"

Liu Zhuangshi pointed towards the computer and whispered to Chen Mu, "Dr. Chen, can you not write up my case yet? I want to buy some insurance first..."

Chen Mu helplessly pointed to the camera behind him, "Do you think, with the traffic in the livestream, that any insurance company wouldn't hear what you just said?"

Liu Zhuangshi was instantly dumbfounded.

Chen Mu tapped the table, "Liu Zhuangshi, do you still want to see about this condition?"

"Yes!" Liu Zhuangshi lowered his head, looking bitter as he placed his hand on the wrist pillow on the table.

Chen Mu reached out to check his pulse.

After a while.

Chen Mu withdrew his hand, "From the pulse, you are very healthy."

Liu Zhuangshi frowned, looking at Chen Mu with suspicion, "Dr. Chen, are you sure? The search engines said..."

His words were cut off.

Chen Mu interrupted, "Student, from a medical standpoint, if you're passing black stools..."

At this point, Chen Mu hesitated briefly.

After a brief pause, he continued, "Passing jet-black stools isn't necessarily due to illness; healthy people can also pass that kind of stools."

—

"Dr. Chen's expression is about to crack!"

"The school doctor has it tough; maybe they haven't even had breakfast yet and have to discuss what kind of poop the patient passed in the morning."

"People eating breakfast in a store while watching this livestream are going to be nauseous!"

"This guy is quite something, up at four in the morning observing his own poop color instead of sleeping in the dormitory..."

"..."

—

"Huh?" Hearing Chen Mu's words, Liu Zhuangshi was brought back from his hysteria.

He looked at Chen Mu with some distrust, "Healthy people can too?"

"Dr. Chen, are you sure?"

Chen Mu sighed again, "First, think carefully about what black foods you ate yesterday."

"Like mulberries, chocolate, Oreos..."

Chen Mu had only spoken halfway when Liu Zhuangshi anxiously interrupted him, "Oreos! Dr. Chen, I ate Oreos yesterday!"

As he spoke.

Liu Zhuangshi counted with his fingers, "Three packs! I ate about three whole packs of Oreo cookies!"

Chen Mu nodded, "That's the reason. Your jet-black stools are because you ate Oreos; they dyed your stool."

Hearing this.

Su Bingbing no longer minded the topic of stools.

Her beautiful eyes were filled with inquisitiveness, "Dr. Chen, can stools really be dyed?"

Chen Mu earnestly nodded, "There is such a saying. If you eat a lot of red dragon fruit, there's quite a chance you could produce pink stools."

Su Bingbing didn't speak, but her eyes couldn't conceal her excitement.

—

"???"

"How terrifying! Why did such disgusting knowledge suddenly enter my mind?!"

"Why do I need to know how to produce pink stools? Forget it, I'll go buy some red dragon fruits and try?"

"Did no one notice my wife's expression? Why do I feel like my wife seems a bit excited too?"

"My wife has such hobbies too? Honey, I have a dragon fruit farm at home, marry me and you'll have enough!"

"The one above, I could hear your abacus even in the toilet!"

"..."

—

"Stools can actually be dyed?" Liu Zhuangshi's eyes were still filled with disbelief, thinking Chen Mu's explanation was a bit far-fetched.

But when Liu Zhuangshi saw the camera behind Chen Mu, he inexplicably chose to believe him.

In this age of rapid internet development, every word from a somewhat famous person is likely to be scrutinized.

If Dr. Chen really gave a wrong diagnosis during the livestream,

spread incorrect medical knowledge,

it wouldn't take long for netizens to expose it.

"Thank you, Dr. Chen, for the explanation!"

"Goodbye, Dr. Chen!"

Knowing he was fine, Liu Zhuangshi happily prepared to leave.

He was even planning in his mind whether he should treat himself to a good breakfast.

"Wait!"

Just as Liu Zhuangshi was about to open the door of the school clinic, Chen Mu called out.

Turning around, he saw Chen Mu smiling and pointing at the surveillance screen on the computer, "It's not even five in the morning yet, the dormitory building should still be locked. Can you explain to me how you got out of the dormitory?"

Earlier, when Chen Mu questioned Huo Mengmeng, the clinic door was closed.

This time was different.

The accompanying cameraman had anticipated Chen Mu's actions.

He kept the camera aimed at Liu Zhuangshi.

As Chen Mu spoke.

The cameraman immediately shifted the camera to the faces of the university students waiting outside.

He successfully captured a crowd of bewildered students.

—

"Hahaha!!! They're dumbfounded! I'm happy!"

"It's hilarious, it's not even five in the morning, at least half of these people at the door are going to lose credits!"

"There's a good chance they didn't get excused for military training, losing credits right after the semester started, how pitiful! Hahaha!!!"

"Dr. Chen is ruthless, going after students' credits right at the start of the semester!"

"The students are ruthless too, making the school doctor work overtime!"

"..."

—

"I..." Liu Zhuangshi didn't expect Chen Mu to have this up his sleeve.

Panicked, he darted his eyes around, "I got permission from the dorm supervisor to come out from the dorm."

Chen Mu nodded, "Okay, I'll ask your counselor to verify this with the dorm supervisor later. Don't worry, with this kind of leave, your credits won't be deducted."

No credits deducted?

Liu Zhuangshi put on a smile worse than crying.

Just as he was about to plead, he noticed the camera nearly pressed to his face.

He left the clinic with a rigid smile, like a walking corpse.

Su Bingbing dutifully walked to the clinic door, "Next..."

Before she could finish.

Her expression froze.

Chen Mu stood up, walked to Su Bingbing's side, and looked outside the clinic.

They saw...

A group of students covering their faces with their clothes.

They hurriedly fled from the clinic door towards the sports field.

Only one familiar figure stood at the clinic door, looking at Chen Mu with a bitter expression.

Su Bingbing watched curiously at the familiar face.

This was the roommate who had tried to get a sick leave note from Chen Mu the previous night by using Duan Ziyao's twisted ankle.

Chen Mu looked him up and down, "What's up with you?"

The young man gave a bitter smile, "Dr. Chen, do you believe me if I say I twisted my ankle too?"

As he spoke.

The young man pulled up his pant leg, revealing a red and swollen ankle.

"Whoa!" Chen Mu exclaimed, amazed at his injured ankle, "How did you twist this ankle? Was it because of poop too?"

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