"Ah! So why are you here?"
A K-pop idol was a big deal, but she was here studying in a random-ass school in America. No wonder she looked out of place. What amazes Chris most about her is that she's paper thin.
"I…got a scholarship here, and also we are encouraged to learn more about American culture."
Min-So replied, her oval face looked excited when she talked with Chris. She somehow feels relieved speaking with him one-on-one, he was the only one who asked for her name and wasn't weirded out by it.
"Oh? American culture? Trust me, it's because of our money."
"I know, I was shocked about you sending the money in the locker box."
Chris's legs stopped suddenly, he was weirded out by Min-So's sudden weird English. She was talking perfectly till now, but when she tried to talk more, she made a blunder, but looking at her confused face, he just smiled.
"You meant to say, 'Keeping my money in the locker.' You have to learn a lot, Min-So. Are you cool with me calling you Min-So?"
Min-so yelped cutely with both hands on her mouth, she looked a bit over dramatic doing that, but Chris guessed it was maybe her cultural thing. Seeing her nod, Chris started walking once again.
"What do you want to talk with me about again?"
"I…I wanted to be friends with Grace."
"Huh? Grace? That's an interesting and strange hobby you have. Wasn't she bullying you just a few days ago?"
"She was and also was not, she is like me, without any friends, so I thought I would want to be her real friend."
"Is that so?"
Chris stopped in front of his classroom, he had an amused smile on his face. From afar you could see other students parting ways naturally around Chris, like waves parting when they meet a large boulder even in the sea, but Min-So stood firm.
"Y… Yes, please, make me her friend."
"I can't promise that, I can help you talk with her. How about after school?"
"Yes, I can. After school, I will let my mother know.
Mother? Why would she bother…her mother?
Min-So didn't wait for Chris to say anything, as if afraid he would go back on his words, she ran downstairs. Chris's confused face looked extremely foolish as he wanted to laugh and ask her what the fuck that was.
"Nice watch, dude."
As he watched the Idol run across the whole field with her super speed, a voice woke him up from the trance. Seeing it was Dick, Chris smiled and fist-bumped him first, then took him under his arm to mess with this nerd's polished hair.
"Dude, you got a girl now, behave yourself. Ahem! I also got one, by the way."
When Chris released his best friend from his clutches, Dick first creased his shirt back with his hand and then uttered something that paused Chris, but Dick smoothly flipped his hair back like it was nothing.
"Dickson Bob Marley? Are…you…fucking kidding me?"
"Why? Just because I am ugly? You should know I am pretty average."
"No... Not like that, I thought you were gay."
"You…motherfucker."
Dick's hand stopped in the middle of pushing his glass back properly on top of his nose, he blurted out the curse as naturally as breathing. It was as if it were daily banter for them.
"So, who's the lucky lady?"
"It's Tina's mom."
"What?!!"
"Tina's mom, 'Lina,' remember from your diner?"
"Are you messing with me? She's fucking well over forty."
"I know, but you know, I also have my physical desires."
"Ugh!! You did not have sex with Tina's mom."
"Oh! Big time, and the best part is she doesn't look forty."
"Does she look EIGHTEEN??!!!!"
Chris had to hold his mouth with his right hand because the teacher just entered the classroom and he was almost yelling, and that smug look of superiority his friend has now was killing him, he never wanted to punch someone this bad.
Class started as usual, Chris, from time to time, would look at Dick with a murderous glare, but it didn't even budge the man, he simply took notes as usual.
*Ding-Dong*
As soon as the class ended Chris stood up to ask more questions, but he saw the teacher was not done yet, so he had to sit back down again. Dick was calm, contrary to Chris's unusual hyperactiveness, he even looked at Chris while shaking his head as if disappointed.
*Pshhhht*
A whistle was heard, then a tug on his jacket. Chris looked back and saw a freckled face staring at him. It was his other best friend, Noah. Chris, Dick, and Noah have been best friends since childhood, and they usually goof around together.
"Did you hear? Gaylord is getting booties."
"You know it too? He's fucking a grandma, what is wrong with you?"
"Why do you care? Even if it's a grandpa, let him do whatever he's comfortable with. I heard she can't even get pregnant anymore, so you know what that means."
Noah's constant winking made Chris so annoyed that he wanted to leave this group of friends immediately, he did not sign up for this, and he didn't know why he also wanted to protect Lina for some reason too.
Yeah, why should I care? She's a grown-ass woman. Sigh!!!
Getting his usual composure back, Chris sat upright. After the teacher left, Noah came with a huge laughter and patted Dick's shoulder, he was so proud of him that even Chris had to feel amazed about it.
Standing up, he joined the duo, the never-ending sex jokes from Noah, although they sounded disgusting, and Chris was a little disgusted, but with his friends, he can be limitless and free.
"Alright, got to go. Don't go overboard, and we don't know each other if Tina finds out."
As three of them were exiting the classroom after the last class, Chris reminded the skinny Dick, who nodded his head in response while Noah grinned foolishly because he was about to crack a joke.
"Imagine both of you, one hitting the daughter and another hitting the mother. Damn!! Do any of them have a sister?"
"Shut it." x2
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